Use the bumper! That's what it's for!

General Ourumov

In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Starsky

Idle time is the devil's play thing

Jim's Mother

[to Joey] You have got to stop calling me. You're acting like the Fatal Attraction guy here. I feel like I'm going to take a shower and see your silhouette on the shower curtain!

Alma Moore

"Brothers don't shake. Brothers gotta HUG!!"

Tommy

Julie Gianni is your fuck buddy?

Brian

John du Pont: [from trailer] You're going to do great things, Mark.
Mark Schultz: I'm gonna give you everything I have.

Rita: [as Phil kisses Rita repeatedly, discovering that he got past Groundhog Day at long last] Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep.
Phil: It was the end of a VERY long day.

It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

Mike McDermott

Banky Edwards: Where's Holden?
Hooper: I think he went to the bathroom.
Banky Edwards: That guy's got a bladder like an infant.
Hooper: That's funny. He says you're hung like an infant.
Banky Edwards: Does his mother tell him everything?

The few syllables you got out were absolutely devastating.

Alex Fletcher

So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?

Bureaucrat

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