Use the bumper! That's what it's for!

General Ourumov

In Bay City, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.


Idle time is the devil's play thing

Jim's Mother

[to Joey] You have got to stop calling me. You're acting like the Fatal Attraction guy here. I feel like I'm going to take a shower and see your silhouette on the shower curtain!

Alma Moore

"Brothers don't shake. Brothers gotta HUG!!"


Julie Gianni is your fuck buddy?


John du Pont: [from trailer] You're going to do great things, Mark.
Mark Schultz: I'm gonna give you everything I have.

Rita: [as Phil kisses Rita repeatedly, discovering that he got past Groundhog Day at long last] Phil, why weren't you like this last night? You just fell asleep.
Phil: It was the end of a VERY long day.

It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.

Mike McDermott

Banky Edwards: Where's Holden?
Hooper: I think he went to the bathroom.
Banky Edwards: That guy's got a bladder like an infant.
Hooper: That's funny. He says you're hung like an infant.
Banky Edwards: Does his mother tell him everything?

The few syllables you got out were absolutely devastating.

Alex Fletcher

So horribly sad. How is it I feel like laughing?


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