James Bond: How about a cigarette?
Donald 'Red' Grant: Not a chance.
James Bond: I'll pay for it.
Donald 'Red' Grant: What with?
James Bond: Fifty gold sovereigns.
One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.Corrections Officer
Sometimes I wonder if I've changed so much, my wife is even gonna recognize me whenever it is I get back to her, and how I'll ever be able to, tell about days like today. Ahh, Ryan. I don't know anything about Ryan, I don't care. The man means nothing to me; he's just a name. But if, you know, if going to Rem"al, and finding him so he can go home, if that earns me the right to get back to my wife, well then, then that's my mission.Captain Miller
If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.Happy Gilmore
Every time we have dealings with Starfleet, I get nervous.David Marcus
Jessica (in Clive's body): How come you didn't snitch on me?
Booger Spencer: Cuz you're my sister and I accept you for who you are.
Jessica (in Clive's body): Come here;
Jessica (in Clive's body): You're such a little weirdo.
It's hard for many people to believe that there are extraordinary things inside themselves, as well as others. I hope you can keep an open mind.Elijah Price
Chad: Hey, the whole team's in the gym for free period, what do you want us to run?
Troy Bolton: I can't - I, uh, have to catch up on, uh, homework.
Chad: Catch up on homework? It's second day back, even I'm not behind yet. And I've been behind since preschool.
Troy Bolton: [laugh] That's hilarious. Um, see you later?
Where is Harvey Dent!? I'll settle for his love ones...The Joker
I have to see this, Dad. You have to let me go. I want to fight. Please! I have to see this. Just let me go!Robbie Ferrier
What does a snail have to do to reincarnate? Leave the perfect trail of slime?Edward Cole
French journalist: Inspector, do you know if the killer was a man or woman?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau: Well of course I know that! What else is there? A kitten?