Carter: This ain't no Democracy.
Lee: Yes it is.
Carter: No it ain't. This is the United States of James Carter. I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King. I'm Michael Jackson, you're Tito. I own yo ass.

Crash Davis: [stands up] Hey! HEY!
[walks to the mound]
Crash Davis: Why are you shaking me off?!
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [Gets in Crash's face] I want to give him the heat and announce my presence with authority!
Crash Davis: Announce your fucking presence with authority? This guy is a first ball, fast ball hitter!
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well he hasn't seen my heat!
Crash Davis: [pauses] Allright meat, show him your heat.
[Walks back towards the box]
Crash Davis: [To the batter] Fast ball comin'.

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.

Van Wilder

Isis: You wanna make it right? Then when you go to Nationals... bring it. Don't slack off because you feel sorry for us. That way, when we beat you, we'll know it's because we're better.
Torrance Shipman: Oh, I'll bring it. Don't worry.
Isis: I never do.

It's probably cheaper just to let me rob the damned thing.

Ben Wade

Don't you get it? You're a rat in a maze.
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George Noyce

[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!

Ash

Russell Gettis: That was a nice thing you did for him.
Elizabeth Halsey: He was going through a difficult time.
Russell Gettis: I am going through a difficult time. May I have your panties?
Elizabeth Halsey: I'm not wearing any.

One day, I will become the greatest Jedi ever. I will even learn how to stop people from dying.

Anakin

Jake: Where's Janey?
Austin: Little Ms. Run Home To Her Daddy, ran home to her daddy.

Larry Johnson: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.

Scram, McFly. I'm cuttin' in.

Mark Dixon

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