[to Joe] God don't like you... He grew you in a petri dish!


That's a 2,500 dollar globe! What are you guys doing?


Jonathan: Never did like camels. Filthy buggers. They smell, they bite, they spit.
[the warden spits]
Jonathan: Disgusting.

Dr. Okun: This is the vault. Or as some of us like to call it: The Freak Show.

I had to come. It was a sequel.

Ramada Rodham Hayman

Can't you stop saying fuck all the time?


The day is mine!


Chev Chelios: I'm looking for something that begins with an E.
Pharmacist: England?

Wayne: Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!
Garth: Wow, what a shitty circus.
Wayne: Good call. There's no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!

Mac Carter: [seeing tyler teaching a bunch of people the dance he and Nora made up] Man, what is this?
Tyler Gage: It's part of my community service

Isn't that cute? It's 8 o'clock and you both get a bottle.


Karen Eiffel: I went out... to buy cigarettes and I figured out how to kill Harold Crick.
Penny Escher: Buying cigarettes?
Karen Eiffel: As I was... when I came out of the store I... it came to me.
Penny Escher: How?
Karen Eiffel: Well, Penny, like anything worth writing, it came inexplicably and without method.

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