Joel Goodson: Uh, my name isn't really Ralph. It's Joel.
Lana: Mmm. I'll be needing 300 dollars. Joel.
Joel Goodson: You're kidding.
Lana: No, I don't believe that I am.

Wipe that smile off your face, you're a dead giveaway.

Julie Beckley

[after being propelled from his car into a van and shooting all occupants inside] So much for seatbelts.

Mr. Smith

Soldier: There he is: War Horse.

No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns, *they* observed and studied, the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency, men went to and fro about the globe, confident of our empire over this world. Yet across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our planet with envious eyes and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against us.


Alec: You're being arrested for drunk driving.
Billy: Drunk definitely, I don't know if you could call it driving

Since we been followin' your lead, we ain't got nothing but trouble.


Are you so sure you have what it take to be the God Focker? Because I am watching you.

Jack Byrnes

Any second now he's gonna look at me and say, "You're so not worth this."

Toula Portokalos

[gives Hunt the exploding gum] Just don't chew it.

Jack Harmen

When man comes up against something he can't destroy, he destroys himself instead.


Sugar: Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous?
Junior: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.

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