Who's the fellow owns this shithole?

Will Munny

Kaffee: Did you talk to your friend at the NIS?
Lt. Weinberg: Yeah, he said if Markinson doesn't want to be found, we're not gonna find him. He said I could be Markinson and you wouldn't even know.
Kaffee: Are you Markinson?
Lt. Weinberg: No.
Kaffee: I'm not Markinson... that's two.

Phil Parma: Do you know that every other word you use is either 'shit', 'fuck', 'balls' or 'cocksucker'?
Earl Partridge: Could you do me a personal favor?
Phil Parma: Go fuck myself?
Earl Partridge: You got it.

Jim Braddock: For two hundred and fifty dollars I would fight your wife!
Joe Gould: Now you're dreaming
Jim Braddock: ...and your grandmother, at the same time.
Joe Gould: Teeth in or teeth out?
Jim Braddock: Take 'em out!
Joe Gould: Then you're dead, you're down, you're gone, no chance!
Jim Braddock: Two hundred and fifty bucks?
Joe Gould: Two hundred and fifty bananas!
Jim Braddock: Joey!

[with arms around Jack] C'mon now, you're sleepin' on your feet like a horse. My mama used to say that to me when I was little. And sing to me...

Ennis Del Mar

Very funny, George. This one will make you laugh.
[shoots George in the foot]

Jake Green

Every second we stand here is a second lost!

Colonel Mertz von Quirnheim

Denis Cooverman: I'm just trying to make it through the night alive.
Rich Munsch: You're not alive unless you're livin'.

Sean: I call dibs on the mountain climber.
Trevor: What? You're thirteen; you can't call dibs.

Well, well, well, look what we have here. It's Harry Potter. He's all bright, and shiny, and new again, just in time for the Dark Lord.

Bellatrix Lestrange

Jackie: Lula, a snack?
Lula: You always complainin'. It's hot. I'm hungry.

Good morning, Mr. Phelps.

Eugene Kittridge

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