Tanya: [to Sophie] You probably don't recognize me.
Rosie: Not with all that plastic surgery.

Aha! Look what I have created! I have made FIRE!

Chuck Noland

Scotty: Hey, Ash, where are we?
Ash: Well we just crossed the Tennessee border.

Lets get back and tell Largo.


Alistair Hennessey: You're the most ravishing creature that I've ever seen in my life.
Eleanor Zissou: Hello Skinny.
Alistair Hennessey: Hello Eleanor.
Eleanor Zissou: Is that a new merit badge?
Alistair Hennessey: Oh, yeah, as a matter of fact it is. I just became a Knight in Portugal, the Presidente gave a special ball...
Steve Zissou: Don't be nice to Ali, he's my nemesis.

Hey Steve I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, well OK, call me back.

Chip Douglas

There's the book! Now, it's our turn to rewrite the story.

SpongeBob SquarePants

You start to play it and it's like somebody's nightmare. And then this woman comes on, smiling at you, right? Seeing you... through the screen! Then when it's over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape... and what they say is," You will die in seven days."


Torrance Shipman: It's her last cheerleading practice. How would you guys feel?
Courtney: Big Red has no feelings.
Whitney: Just testicles.

[adjusting the collar of Guido's suit] You're a world class liar, darling. Go out there and lie for Italy. Lie for Italia.

Liliane La Fleur

I only gamble with my life, never my money.


Memphis: You bet you will. The word triumph starts with "try" and ends with...?
Young Mumble: umph?
Memphis: That's right, a big ol' UMPH!

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