Professor Henry Higgins: All right, Eliza, say it again.
Eliza Doolittle: The rine in spine sties minely in the pline.
Professor Henry Higgins: [sighs] The "rain" in "Spain" stays "mainly" in the "plain".
Eliza Doolittle: Didn't ah sy that?
Professor Henry Higgins: No, Eliza, you didn't "sy" that, you didn't even "say" that. Now every night before you get into bed, where you used to say your prayers, I want you to say "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain" fifty times. You'll get much further with the Lord if you learn not to offend His ears.
Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid, fat rat yellow!Ron
Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing! I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah! I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.Cullen Crisp
[to Al] Take that fucking Twinkie out of your mouth...John McClane
Who the fuck does she think she is?Jim McAllister
New Member Ted: This was the best one ever!
Jim Feingold: [shakes Nicholas' hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!
I am an innocent man!Nick Cassidy
Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
Jay: I can't wait to die.
[Repeated line] Not my tempo.Terence Fletcher
I'm not a Piccolo, you twit, whatever that is! And if I'd killed your grandfather I'd have finished you off already!Bulma
You think I want to go to the stars? I don't even like to fly - I take trains!Dr. Zefram Cochrane
Regina Jackson: Why have you come to our planet?
Klaatu: Your planet?