You may kiss the bride - and if you don't, I will.

Minister

The President: We love that old thing.
Harry: What is this we're listening to?
Karen: Joni Mitchell.
Harry: I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
Karen: I love her. And true love lasts a lifetime. Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
Harry: Did she? Oh well that's good. I must write to her some time and say thanks.

Double or nothing.

Quincy

Happy birthday Bill!

Joe Black

Of course. Vargas does not drink... does not smoke... does not make love. What do you do, Vargas?

Emilio Largo

Stacy: Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Wayne Campbell: Stacy, we broke up two months ago.
Stacy: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Wayne Campbell: Well, it does actually, that's what breaking up is.

If you want the truth, Peter, come and get it!

Dr. Curt Connors

Be careful of this one, Mr Bond. She will not go to bed with you unless you give her something she really wants... but you make a fine couple - you are both, what is the expression? Damaged goods.

Dominic Greene

You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!

Chon Wang

[after explaining to Aladdin that he can grant any wish his heart desires] You ain't never had a friend like me!

Genie

I'm a soldier first. My main interest is to protect and serve.

Vincent

I just wanna be pure, I just wanna be pure.

Jim Carroll

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