Liberius: [looking at the bodies of slain White soldiers, whom he was found to be teenagers] St. Michael's Military School?
Liberius: You old bastard!

We've never made great husbands, have we? Of course, I have a good excuse. I'm half gay.

Alistair Hennessey

I Also have this theme song. Waffle Man! Gold and crispy! Bad Guys Are History!


[Yelling] What are you talking about? What happened to her? What happened to her?

Thomas Emhoff

Chattar Lal: Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Willie: Hard to believe, isn't it?

I got a feeling that behind those jeans is something wonderful just waiting to get out.

Jack Horner

You're just mad... 'cause tonight, you suckas got served!


Sydney: Hey check out these, too. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: That guy seems to be clenching.

Mr. Potato Head: Can we stop? My parts are killing me.
Buzz Lightyear: How about a quick roll call? Everybody here?
Mr. Potato Head: Not everybody.
Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
Slinky Dog: Mine...

[running ahead of giant gingerbread man] Run, run as fast as you can!


Libby: You can't even finish your sentence!
Dennis: Oh... don't... don't... don't be... what's the word?
Old Lady: Prick.
[in the English version: "Cock."]

My, we seem to be a little short on brotherly love round here.

Butch Cassidy

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