I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.Frank T.J. Mackey
We've been like brothers since preschool. If I don't know who you are these days then who does?Chad Danforth
Storm: Kurt, it's about to get very cold in here.
Nightcrawler: I'm not going anywhere
The cultural environment in which one lives ought to be as important as the air he breathes... the food he eats.Mr. Cleary
Korean Mother: Ling Ling. You forgot lunch, baby bie. Chicken back with five vegetable, bulgogi and kim chee.
Ling Ling: [embarassed] Thanks... mom.
Korean Mother: Ok. You all learn real good now!
Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
Egon: I think they're more interested in my epididymis.
Cop: You know why I pulled you over?
Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me!
Cop: Why don't we just take it from the top?
Fletcher: Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
Cop: Is that all?
Fletcher: No... I have unpaid parking tickets.
Fletcher: ... be gentle.
Gerry Fleck: I can't dance, I can't dance, I've got two left feet!
Cookie Fleck: I thought he was kidding.
Gerry Fleck: But I wasn't. I was born with two left feet.
I get ya's both in the ring, I'll give ya both a (expletive) beatin', ya both can (expletive) each other.Jake La Motta
I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused.H.I.
Jupiter Jones: Are those flying boots?
Caine: They harness the force of gravity, redirecting it into differential equation slips so you can surf.
Jupiter Jones: Yeah, I heard "gravity" and "surf".
Caine: Up is hard, Down is easy.
Jupiter Jones: Thank you, wow!
[singing starts somewhere inside]
Captain von Trapp: What's that?
Maria: It's singing.
Captain von Trapp: Yes, I realize it's singing, but who?
Maria: The children.
Captain von Trapp: The children?
Maria: I taught them something to sing for the Baroness.