Zeus: McClane. McClane!
John McClane: What?
Zeus: [shouts] McClane!
[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.Carl Halabi
Max Berman: ...but you see, you think they drop like rocks, they don't. He hit a gargoyle on the way down and this guy gets his head caught in the gargoyle's mouth. The head
Max Berman: pops off like a grape. The body continues to spin down like a whirl-a-gig. When they hit, everything pops out. It's like a piÃ±ata The intestines, like they're spring-loaded, pop out.
Elaine Miller: Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and no glass slipper.
You see this right here? That is your heart line. You're gonna have one great love in your life.Norman Ellison
It is of no consequence to me.King Jaffe Joffer
Joel Goodson: Uh, my name isn't really Ralph. It's Joel.
Lana: Mmm. I'll be needing 300 dollars. Joel.
Joel Goodson: You're kidding.
Lana: No, I don't believe that I am.
What was that? Did you just pick up another case? Did we just take another damn case on my vacation?James Carter
Excuse me, ma'am. Just the facts.Brett Chase
Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.
Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.
Toula Portokalos: Ma, Dad is so stubborn. What he says goes. "Ah, the man is the head of the house!"
Maria Portokalos: Let me tell you something, Toula. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.
Billy: [while smoking a Joint] Oh wow! What? Who's that man? What the hell was that, man?
Captain America: Huh?
Billy: [nervous] No, man, like hey, man. Wow. I was watching this object man, li-like the satellite that we saw the other night, right? And, like, it was going right across the sky, man, and then... I mean it just suddenly, uh, it just changed direction and went whizzin right off, man. It flashed...
Captain America: [interupting him] You're stoned out of your mind, man.