Stewardess: What did you do to him?
Holly McClane: I knocked two of his teeth out.
Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?

Why do you have to point out how stupid everyone is all the time?

John

If we're gonna be the best, we have to have the best. Missy's the poo, so take a big whiff!

Torrance Shipman

Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?

Karen Holmes: I never knew it could be like this! Nobody ever kissed me the way you do.
Sergeant Milton Warden: Nobody?
Karen Holmes: No, nobody.
Sergeant Milton Warden: Not even one? Out of all the men you've been kissed by?
Karen Holmes: [giggling] Now that'd take some figuring. How many men do you think there've been?
Sergeant Milton Warden: I wouldn't know. Can't you give me a rough estimate?
Karen Holmes: Not without an adding machine. Do you have the adding machine with you?
Sergeant Milton Warden: I forgot to bring it.

Gordon, when you tell this story to your grandkids, you be sure to leave this part out.

Capt. James West

The American people want revenge. They liked Afghanistan, they want more!

Karl Rove

Senator Mills: I support hydrogen cars...
Tom Dobbs: That's weird, because you're backed by oil companies.

Woody Grant: So long, Albert.
Uncle Albert: So long, Woody.

[1955 Doc is watching a video of 1985 Doc]
Dr. Emmett Brown: What on Earth's this thing I'm wearing?
Marty McFly: Ah, this, this is a radiation suit.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Radiation suit? Of course, because of all the fallout from the atomic wars.

Sherif Ali: God help the men that lie under that. T.E. Lawrence: They are Turks. Sherif Ali: God help them.

Admiral Piett: Should I hold them, my lord?
Darth Vader: No. Leave them to me. I will deal with them myself.

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