Hell, you might just be the best damn girl in Texas.Clyde Barrow
It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!Charles
[about Jason] He's a little fragile, but he's gonna grow up to be big and strong... just like his dad.Lois Lane
Butch Cassidy: Once they divide up, we take them no trouble, right?
Sundance Kid: Maybe.
Butch Cassidy: Boy, for a gunman, you sure are a pessimist.
You're dating Louis and he's in Arizona. You're fucking me and we don't have plans tonight. What could you possibly be doing?Patrick Bateman
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: So he showed up not dead yet. Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the big dog, because the big dog is always right.
Marshal Biggs: Woo-woo-woo-woof!
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.
Vanessa Bell: Virginia.
Virginia Woolf: Leonard thinks it's the end of civilization: People who are invited at 4 and arrive at 2:30.
Vanessa Bell: Oh God.
Virginia Woolf: Barbarians.
[thinking] All right this is it. It is finally time for Kenny Fisher to become... da man. Now I've done my laps, and all ten finalists are present and accounted for. Ten lovely ladies, yo. Each one at my disposal. Ten willing and able tour guides into the theme park of love. But who will it be? Which of you gorgeous ten will be the lucky one?Kenny Fisher
Elgin: Well, tell her she better stay away from David!
Liyah: I'm gonna see him!
Elgin: Do it and see what I do to him.
Liyah: Wait. You know what? You win, okay? So I won't see him. You happy?
Elgin: For sure.
Liyah: I hate you!
He's even with the house now, and you will keep your hands off him.Brutus "Brutal" Howell
Hamilton Swan: Honey, I'm thinking of switching to the mock turtleneck?
Meg Swan: Is that not breathing?
Hamilton Swan: Well, it's breathing now, but it'll be hot down there. I could go with the lambswool, but then again, you'll see a lot of khaki down there and this merlot looks good with the gray.