Don't worry, Penny. There's still plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare.

Anne Marie

Optimus Prime: How many more of my kind must be sacrificed?
Cade Yeager: You gotta have faith, Prime. Maybe not in who we are, but who we can be.

Lando Calrissian: We've gotta be getting some kind of a reading on that shield, up or down!
Nien Nunb: [Alien dialogue]
Lando Calrissian: But how could they be jamming us if they don't know... that we're coming?

Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, all right?


Good morning, gentlemen, and welcome to another season of Indians baseball.

Rachel Phelps

Don't fall out of any windows!

Alexander Andrews

Nicholas: No, what is this? What are you... selling?
Jim Feingold: Oh. It's a game.

Jack Ryan: Is there a way you could get me on board the Dallas?
Admiral Josh Painter: What the hell for?
Jack Ryan: I think that Captain Mancuso has found the Red October.

Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club!

Ron Woodroof

He's my 17-year-old piece of gold.

Jack Horner

The phone! The phone! Where's the fucking phone?


Peter Warne: Just keep your eye on that thumb.
Ellie Andrews: Still got my eye on the thumb. Peter Warne: Something must have happened. I'll try number 2.
Ellie Andrews: Well, wake me up when you get to 100.

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