Remember what I said about people seein' a bright light before they die? It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.

Morgan Earp

I'm gonna turn around with a great smile, and walk my white ass back across 8 Mile ...

B. Rabbit

Customs Officer: Welcome back, Miss Jones.
Alice: Thank you.

Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.

Roy O'Bannon

I call that my kung pow chicken.

Roy

I have committed no crime. A crime has been committed against me.

Rubin 'Hurricane' Carter

You want to know what's real? This... [putting her hand on his heart and his hand on her face] ... this is real.

Alicia

Woman: You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?
Mr. Smith: It's as good as cash.

Pete Hansen: What's wrong, Pookie?
Jenna: Pookie? Uh... *Pukie!* You're married!

There'll be dangers along the way, firstly mermaids, zombies, Blackbeard.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Sam Baldwin: What is "tiramisu"?
Jay: You'll find out.
Sam Baldwin: Well, what is it?
Jay: You'll see!
Sam Baldwin: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I'm not gonna know what it is!

I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.

Sweeney Todd

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