Max Fischer: The truth is, neither one of us has the slightest idea where this relationship is going. We can't predict the future.
Rosemary Cross: We don't have a relationship.
Max Fischer: But we're friends.
Rosemary Cross: Yes, and that's all we're *going* to be. Well, yes...
Max Fischer: That's all I meant by "relationship." You want me to grab a dictionary?

And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.

Reg Hartner

I'm sorry! I didn't get the memo that you were in Ala-frickin'-bama!

Tibby

You're starting a gang war. And the gang are professionals.

Wallenquist

I, uh, notice you don't have any tattoos. I think that's a wise choice. I don't think Jackie Onassis would've gone as far if she'd have had an anchor on her arm.

C.D. Bales

Roy: How about a gross of fluorescent condoms for the the novelty machine in the men's room? I mean, those are fun even when you're alone. We're talkin' the hula hoop of the nineties.
Lancaster Bowl Manager: Look, I've told you. We don't need nuthin'. We don't even have a novelty machine in the men's room anymore.
Roy: And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

Stuart: See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die.
Billy: You get one right, you die.

I've seen better acting in a porno.

Mark

Mom, Mom! Please, you are so weird, don't do this to me.

Rudy

RHETORICAL QUESTION WOODCOCK!

John Farley

Heather Duke: Veronica, can you come back here a minute?
Veronica Sawyer: A true friend's work is never done.
Heather Chandler: Gross.

Arthur: I think I could live without the money.
Arthur: I am a grown man, and I shall get a job to prove it.

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