Don't worry, Penny. There's still plenty of time to get pregnant and go on welfare.

Anne Marie

Rachel Rose: Oh my God! The Iraqi defense minister just committed suicide!
Rabbi Jake Schram: Ooh! Is that bad or good?

Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, all right?


In Mexico, law enforcement is an entrepreneurial activity.

Eduardo Ruiz

The phone! The phone! Where's the fucking phone?


Peter Warne: Just keep your eye on that thumb.
Ellie Andrews: Still got my eye on the thumb. Peter Warne: Something must have happened. I'll try number 2.
Ellie Andrews: Well, wake me up when you get to 100.

Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.

Society tolerates only one change at a time.

Nikola Tesla

[to Kathy, after she jumps out of the cake] Well, if it isn't Ethel Barrymore.

Don Lockwood

Ned Logan: I sure do miss my bed.
Will Munny: You said that last night.
Ned Logan: No, last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn bed.

I ain't even gonna look, I ain't even gonna look. I'm just gonna play. I can't see, I can't see.


All he asked me to do was drive you out of town. Now I'm gonna screw that up, too.

Detective Rosewood

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