That's a 2,500 dollar globe! What are you guys doing?


Jonathan: Never did like camels. Filthy buggers. They smell, they bite, they spit.
[the warden spits]
Jonathan: Disgusting.

Dr. Okun: This is the vault. Or as some of us like to call it: The Freak Show.

I had to come. It was a sequel.

Ramada Rodham Hayman

Wayne: Here we are, at Piccadilly Circus!
Garth: Wow, what a shitty circus.
Wayne: Good call. There's no animals or clowns! What a ripoff!

Mac Carter: [seeing tyler teaching a bunch of people the dance he and Nora made up] Man, what is this?
Tyler Gage: It's part of my community service

Isn't that cute? It's 8 o'clock and you both get a bottle.


Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad!

Alright, all secondary characters, come with me.


Lt. James Gordon: It's a shame Sal's going to walk.
Harvey Dent: Yeah, well, the good thing about the mob is they keep giving you second chances.

Omar: This were the old way, this says "six Kadan height - "
Indiana: About 72 inches.
Omar: Wait! [turns medallion over] "And take back one Kadan, to honor the Hebrew God who's ark this is."

Lucius Malfoy: What's the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard, if they don't even pay you well for it?
Arthur Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.
Lucius Malfoy: Clearly.

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