I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

Ed Rooney

Look, we can settle this like gentlemen!

Lord Asriel

I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace.

George Hanson

I can't wait to sit around for 4 days and watch Gossip Girl.

Daphne Binks

Julius Levinson: David. What the hell are you doing?
David Levinson: Making a mess!
Julius Levinson: Yes, this I can see.

Larry: You're seeing him now? Since when?
Anna: Since my opening last year.
[pause]
Anna: I'm disgusting.
Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.

Audiences don't know somebody sits down and writes a picture; they think the actors make it up as they go along.

Joe Gillis

[to Doris the Bowler Hat] I am NEVER going to invent you.

Lewis

Can we just beat these Buffys down so I can go home? I'm on curfew girl.

Jenelope

Lee: Stop, I'm sick of your bullshit.
James Carter: And I'm sick of you! I'm not the one running up in Karaoke bars full of gangsters. And I'm not the one running up in massage parlors looking for crime lords.

Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?
Clemenza: The gun'll be there.

Don, how did you come, by way of Australia?

Cosmo Brown

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