Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.

Mr. Hand

Excuse me, ma'am. Just the facts.

Brett Chase

Bretton James: I'm afraid the motorcycle ride is going to cost your severance pay.
Jacob Moore: Fuck you, James!

Jim Stark: I'll bet you'd go to a hanging.
Plato: I guess it's just my morbid personality.

It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!

Charles

That is the truth of our world, Max. It can't be easily summed up with math.

Sol Robeson

Mac MacGuff: Did you see that coming?
Bren: Yeah... but I was hoping she was expelled, or into hard drugs.
Mac MacGuff: Or DWI... anything but this.

Rhomann Dey: They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Nova Corps Officer: What a bunch of a-holes.

Mr. Fox: [sighs] Who am I, Kylie?
Kylie: Who how? What now?
Mr. Fox: Why a fox? Why not a horse, or a beetle, or a bald eagle? I'm saying this more as, like, existentialism, you know? Who am I? And how can a fox ever be happy without, you'll forgive the expression, a chicken in its teeth?
Kylie: I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds illegal.

[to his ikran on their first flight] Shut up and fly straight!

Jake Sully

[to Tanya] Typical, you wait 20 years for a father and then three show up at once.

Rosie

Gerry Kennedy: Kiss me arse!
Holly Kennedy: Kiss mine! In English!

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