[playing with a car] Look out, we're gonna crash!


[comeing out from behind the sign up sheet] What's impossible,Troy? I wouldn't think "impossible" was in your vocabulary.


Bruce Banner: I've got a problem. There are aspects of my personality that I can't control.
Dr. Samson: See a shrink.
Bruce Banner: It's a little more complicated than that.
Dr. Samson: Bruce. Trust me when I tell you, I've heard them all.
Bruce Banner: Not this one

What the fuck am I doing?

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith

Make no mistake, gentlemen. We are in the fight of our lives, against one of the greatest battalion commanders of the Vietnam War, I shit you not.

Commander Anderson

This is the best bad plan we have... by far, sir.

Jack O'Donnell

It's always "somebody tipped them." Never "the cops are smart."

Verna Jarrett

No tracks, no sign, no spoor... you'd think after eating all those sheep they'd have to take a dump someplace ...

Burt Gummer

If you are one of us, help us!


When my first husband left me I was so angry I wanted to cut his brake cables... but instead we ended up having sex on the elliptical machine.

Maria Kelly

[whispering in the dark] Donna. Oh, I've missed you.

Richard Fenton

We're the law, bitch!


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