Besides, what are we gonna say about the robbery? There's no excuse for that, there's no such thing as justifiable robbery.Louise Sawyer
Take caution in your tone, Commander. I'm a fair guy, but this fucking heat is making me absolutely crazy.Col. Jessep
There's no point in being nuts if you can't have a little fun.Nash
Hey Matt, What did Jung say about glow sticks?Andrew Detmer
Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game.Evan Baxter
Claire: This is nice. Just two friends having dinner... no pressure.
Alvin: [the lights turn down, the stereo turns on; "Let's Get It On" begins to play] Boom chicka wow-wow, chicka wow-wow!
[whispering to Dave]
Alvin: Tell her she completes you!
Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.Apollo Creed
Arthur: What was that?
Susan: French kiss.
Arthur: Really? Because the French always surrender, that was decidedly German.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen! [silence] No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...Dr. Evil
Dr Ray Stantz: Are you okay?
Louis: Who are you guys?
Dr Ray Stantz: We're the Ghostbusters.
Louis: Who does your taxes?
Dr Ray Stantz: You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual.
Louis: I know!
Dr Ray Stantz: You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!
Louis: Felt great.
Dr. Egon Spengler: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
Tommy: I... I left a message.
Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
Tommy: No, it was cordless.
Richard Hayden: You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.
This guy keeps screamin'! He's paranoid. Quick! Someone get his ass another steroid!Jimmy Smith Jr