What's the first thing an actor learns? "The show must go on!' Come rain, come shine, come snow, come sleet, the show MUST go on!Cosmo Brown
Gwen, good of you to come. Now take off your clothes. It is the naked mile run.Van Wilder
A martini. Shaken, not stirred.James Bond
I was hiding under your porch because I love you.Dug
It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.Pai Mei
I love this game!The Cable Guy
Ian Miller: How do you say "thank you" in Greek?
Nick: "OrÃ©a viziÃ¡."
Ian Miller: "OrÃ©a viziÃ¡." [English translation: "Nice boobs."]
Joseph Dunn: I thought maybe because you're my dad... I thought I might be like you... I'm not like you...
David Dunn: You are like me. We can both get hurt. I'm just an ordinary man.
Joseph Dunn: No, you're not... Why do you keep saying that?
Norma Desmond: My astrologist has read my horoscope, he's read DeMille's horoscope.
Joe Gillis: Has he read the script?
He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take... and he still has Hell to look forward to.Dr. Beardsley
You ungrateful little brat! Just look at everything you have. When I was your age, we lived in a duplex! We didn't even have our own house!Carolyn Burnham
Let me tell you about the time I turned a Tyrannosaurus Rex into Tyrannosaurus Rachel.Buck