That semester at junior college sure didn't make you any smarter.


Miles Darby: I just like to play with myself.
Lucy Avila: Oh you make it too easy.

E.B.: Is she seeing anyone?
Fred: No. She's single and she's looking for a rabbit.

Carl Hanratty: But, sir, we're gonna let him get away.
Assistant Director Marsh: No, Carl, you let him get away.

Iris: I don't like what I'm doing, Sport.
Sport: Ah, baby, I don't want you to like what you're doing. If you like what you're doing, then you won't be my woman.

"I don't like you takin' liberties with my dick."

Nick [to Lou, regarding an oral sex bet]

Tripp: [at the top of a mountain, when Ace appears] Well, hey, Ace. We thought you gave up and went home.
Ace: [dropping to the ground, exhausted] No. I fell into a deep, dark crevice. It was scary.

Jackie Brown: Now sooner or later, they're gonna get around to offering me a plea deal, and you know that. That's why you came here to kill me.
Ordell Robbie: I ain't come here to kill you...
Jackie Brown: No, no, it's OK, it's OK, now. I forgive you.

Kip: Why are people shooting at us?
Memphis: 'Cause I blew up their car!

The Gods may be on your side, but your pain has just begun.


I even see the dog, that's how fucked up I still am. I see a man walking his German shepherd and I see our god damn poodle.

Charlie Fineman

General Hummel: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
John Mason: "Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious," according to Oscar Wilde.

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