Dante Hicks: It wasn't me.
Caitlin Bree: [scoffs] Yeah, right. Who was it? Randal?
Dante Hicks: [to Randal] Was it you?
Randal Graves: I was up here the whole time.

William Somerset: I meant to ask you something before, when we spoke on the phone: Why here?
David Mills: I don't follow.

Roger Thornhill: When I was a little boy, I wouldn't even let my mother undress me.
Eve Kendall: Well, you're a big boy now.

I have other interests. I'm a magician.

Reed Rothchild

Xenophilius Lovegood: [draws a line] The Elder Wand, the most powerful wand ever made.
[draws a circle]
Xenophilius Lovegood: The Resurrection Stone.
[draws a triangle]
Xenophilius Lovegood: The Cloak of Invisibility. Together, they make the Deathly Hallows. Together, they make one master of death.

Stephen Myers: Were gonna be fine. We have to do it, it's the right thing to do and nothing bad happens when you're doing the right thing.
Governor Morris: Is this your personal theory? 'Cause I can shoot holes in it.
Stephen Myers: Well there's exceptions to every rule...

MacGregor: We heard about what was happenin' and didn't want you "Amadans" to have all the fun.
William Wallace: Some of us are in this; the rest of you, go home.
MacGregor: Go home to what? Our houses and farms burned when the English garrison comes down from the castle? And you know they will!

We're not computers, Sebastian, we're physical.


Beca: When I look back on this, I won't remember performing and competing. I'm going to remember you weirdos.
Cynthia-Rose: Me too
Stacie: Me too
Fat Amy: Me too

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Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Sergeant Al Powell: Heh. They're for my wife.

Mr. Kroot: All right, all right, Bolander, break that up. You know the rules. You and your girlfriend want to do that, go someplace else, huh?
Steve Bolander: Hey, Kroot! Why don't you go kiss a duck?
Mr. Kroot: What did you say?
Steve Bolander: I said, go kiss a duck, marblehead.
Mr. Kroot: Okay, Bolander, you are suspended. Don't - don't you even come in on Monday. You're out, you're out!
Steve Bolander: Hey, hey, Kroot. I graduated last semester. Remember?

I'm 32, Mr. Dunn, and I'm here celebrating the fact that I spent another year scraping dishes and waitressing which is what I've been doing since 13, and according to you, I'll be 37 before I can even throw a decent punch, which I have to admit, after working on this speed bag for a month, may be the God's simple truth. Other truth is, my brother's in prison, my sister cheats on welfare by pretending one of her babies is still alive, my daddy's dead, and my momma weighs 312 lbs. If I was thinking straight, I'd go back home, find a used trailer, buy a deep fryer and some oreos. Problem is, this the only thing I ever felt good doing. If I'm too old for this, then I got nothing. That enough truth to suit you?

Maggie Fitzgerald

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