How could I forget about you? You're the only person I know.

Jason Bourne

Howard Hughes: Will you marry me?
Ava Gardner: You're too crazy for me.

All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?

John McClane

Oh, no no. Don't tell me. You have invaded the female nation and spread your democracy.

Vaughn Haige

Anna: Can I say something crazy?
Hans: I love crazy.

Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!

Woody Grant

Ray Embrey: My basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem you want to hear it?
Hancock: No.
Ray Embrey: You're an asshole. I know. I call it like I see it, though. It's not a crime to be an asshole, but it's very counter-productive. Not a crime, but you are an asshole, don't you think?
Hancock: Be careful.

I saw his thingy!


Ned Flanders: Ok, boys, when you meet Jesus, be sure to call Him Mr. Christ.
Todd Flanders: Will Buddha be there?
Ned Flanders: No.

[as Mr. Vernon leaves the library] That man... is a brownie hound!


[to Paul] Percy met your mouse.

Harry Terwilliger

You're the most beautiful, exciting thing I've ever seen in my life and I don't know anything about you.

Curt Henderson

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