You are NOT my mother.

Coraline Jones

[taking a look at the party's aftermath at his house] What a disaster.

Jake

Bring her to me... NOW!

Balem

I dunno know what to do with this guy, Henry. He's an Irishman who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, and doesn't chase dames. He's a grand knight in the Knights of Columbus, and he only goes out to play faro. Sometimes plays 15 or 20 hours at a time, just him against the house.

J.J. Singleton

Why are hurricanes named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and your car.

Ray Castro

Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

Chip Douglas

You're the new me. No wait... I'm the new me.

Mark Steckle

I was made ready

Astro Boy

I'm getting Dave. And I don't care how much it costs.

John du Pont

Christopher Marlowe: I thought your play was for Burbage.
William Shakespeare: This is a different one.
Christopher Marlowe: A different one you haven't written?

The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.

What I want to know is how we're going to stay alive this winter.

Gromeko

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