Jacob: "Guys! This is scientifically possible."
Lou: "Oh, my god. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice how this is scientifically possible."

Yearbook Girl: So why didn't you get your picture taken?
Denise: Specifically to avoid moments like this.
Yearbook Girl: [not listening] Great, thanks!

Murph, I love you, forever.

Cooper

There have been 56 deaths in 1408.

Gerald Olin

Ken Mattingly: 13, this is Houston, do you read?
Jim Lovell: Roger that, Ken. Are the flowers blooming in Houston?
Ken Mattingly: That's a negative, Jim. I do not have the measles.

Dex: Let's get one more drink.
Rachel: You don't want to.
Dex: I want to.

Ian Miller: May I please date your daughter?
Gus Portokalos: NO!

What is it about elevators?

Christian Grey

Banky Edwards: No what would you say? Would you trash 20 years of fucking friendship because you got some idiotic notion that this chick will let you sniff her panties, let alone fuck her?
Holden: Look you fucking asshole, I'm telling you let it go, okay!?
Banky Edwards: What the fuck man, what the fuck makes this bitch all that important.
Holden: Because I'm fucking in love with her man. Okay!?

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.

He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it.

Yakavetta

Miles Darby: I left my G-4 at home.
Tyler Gage: [coughing] It's in his bag.

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