Jerry, if it means anything to you, I love you.

Lise Bouvier

You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?

Johnny Rico

So, let me get one thing straight here... We have a pro football team now, but they're in Nashville?

Chuck Noland

In this day and age, what the fuck is this world coming to? I can't believe this, prejudice against - a Jew broad - prejudice against Italians.

Tommy DeVito

Jack Rafferty: You want to see it? You wanna see what I got?
Becky: I've seen all shapes, all sizes.
Jack Rafferty: [pulls gun] You seen this one?

You're worried about the Ayatollah? Try the WGA.

Lester Siegel

Dominick Pezzulo: Willie, I can't get this off of you...
Will Jimeno: Don't leave me, Dom! Keep trying! Please, keep trying!
Dominick Pezzulo: Okay.

I've been thinking about the Domino Effect. Now, if Vietnam falls, does that mean China's next?

Lisa Houseman

Roxanne Kowalski: So why did you say those things?
C.D. Bales: Tell her you were afraid.
Chris McConnell: Because I was afraid.
Roxanne Kowalski: Of me? Afraid of what?
C.D. Bales: Tell her you were afraid of words.
Chris McConnell: What?
C.D. Bales: Words.
Chris McConnell: Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne! Worms!

Jane: Come live with us Nell; you have no idea how hard it is out there.
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: No Jane, you have no idea how hard it was in here.

If that girl's not careful, she's gonna wind up on the business end of my dick.

Jack Ryan

Fucking snake! Get off my dick!

Man Bitten on Penis

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