Lilly: I set fires to feel joy.
Donald: That's adorable.

Lester Burnham: I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast.
Jim Olmeyer: Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?
Lester Burnham: I wanna look good naked!

I would rather go to jail than lose my reputation.

Brooke

Sweet Sue: Idiot broads! Here we are, all packed, ready to leave for Miami, and what happens? The saxophone runs off with a Bible salesman, and the bass fiddle gets herself pregnant! Beinstock, I ought to fire you!
Beinstock: Me? I'm the manager of the band, not the night watchman.

Franny: Wilbur, what have you done? How could you bring HIM here?
Wilbur: That... is an excellent question.

I will harvest that planet tomorrow, before I let her take it from me.

Balem

Where is Harvey Dent!? I'll settle for his love ones...

The Joker

Jenna: Wait, listen to me. I'm 13!
Lucy: Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.

You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.

Sebastian

Burn it!

Kate Lloyd

Scarlotta! Fabulous dress. The ecclesiastical purple and the pagan orange symbolizing the mystical symbiosis in marriage between the heathen and Christian traditions?

Gareth

Marty Bach: We've got 600 attorney's here. We've got to find out who's an expert on psyciatric commitment statutes.
Michael Clayton: I can tell you who that is: Arthur.

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