Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.

Stella

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

Peter Pevensie: Prince Caspian?
Prince Caspian: You're not exactly what I expected.
[locks eyes with Susan]
Edmund Pevensie: Neither are you.

Roy O'Bannon: [to Chon] If people start looking at you funny then just say, "Howdy, partner."
Chon Wang: ...Howdy... partner?
Roy O'Bannon: Say it a little faster than that or people'll think you're slow in the head.

President Andrew Shepherd: I'm sorry about this. We'll do it better next time.
Sydney Ellen Wade: Well, I'm no expert but I think we did it pretty good this time.

Is my roommate a dick?

Charles

I swear, I will pull out my gun and put a bullet in your fuckin' head!

Detective Richie Roberts

Dominick Pezzulo: Can I take a three-eight, Sarge?
John McLoughlin: Yea... yea you take a break.
Dominick Pezzulo: Don't forget, Will. I tried to get you out, I tried to save you guys.

Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn't know I'm the Dragon Warrior yet. It's gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.

Metatron: I am to charge you with a holy crusade.
Bethany: For the record, I work in an abortion clinic.
Metatron: Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished. And no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
Bethany: New Jersey? That doesn't sound like much of a crusade.
Metatron: Aside from the fine print, that's it.
Bethany: What's the fine print?
Metatron: [mumbling] Stopacoupleofangelsfromenteringandthusnegatingallexistence.
Bethany: Wait, wait, wait. Repeat that.
Metatron: Stop a couple of angels from entering and thus negating all existence. I hate when people need it spelled out for them.

We made it! Oh shit!

Tyler

Bo Catlett: You see how he just went over the rail like that? Maybe I could get Chili Palmer up here, and you could fix my balcony to give way like they do in the movies. I invite him to take a look at my view, he leans over the rail, pitches off the balcony into the sweet by-and-by...
Bear: Cat, that's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

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