Vaughn Haige: There are 3 moments I'll remember 'til the day I die. 1: the look on my father's face when I graduated from Harvard law school. 2: Helping a beached mother whale give birth. And... 3: You and me, together, here, tonight.
Shapely Bartender: Don't speak to me again... ever.

I told her to write coats! Not commodes!

Hilly Holbrook

Jenny Johnson: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Matt Saunders: You didn't just go to the bathroom?
Jenny Johnson: Are you keeping track? That's kind of creepy.

Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you have to get up
Jeff Spicoli: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole!
Jeff Spicoli: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you're gonna be late again you booger!

Donnie, You got struck by lightning last summer you were on vacation in Tahoe, I don't think braces is a good idea.

Avi Solomon

[to an unconscious Spock] I'm gonna tell you something that I... never thought I'd ever hear myself say. But it seems I've... missed you. And I don't know if I could stand to lose you again.

McCoy

The seed that we planted in this man's mind, may change everything.

Cobb

Holly McClane: They told me there were terrorists at the airport.
John McClane: Yeah, I heard that too.

You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

Jack Twist

Larry: Dan...
Dan: Yes?
Larry: I lied to you, I did fuck Alice.

So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.

Chuckie

All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

Will Munny

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