Just because your dad called the cops doesn't mean that he doesn't love you.

Dale Arbus

[greeting Robert at the King's and Queen's Ball]
Giselle: I'm surprised to see you here, too. You told me you can't dance.
Robert: I said I didn't. I never said I can't.

Chase Collins: You ready to say "uncle"?
Caleb Danvers: I'm ready for you to go to hell.

Stu: "You got shot!"
Phil: "Am I gonna be ok? You're a doctor."
[Stu looks at the gunshot wound and screams]

Yuri Marklov: In Accordance with Article 1764.3 of the E.U. Charter, any state matters which deal directly with intelligence shall be the sole jurisdiction of the host country.
Mike Whittier: Ah, The light bulb comes on, took me a minute, must be the jet lag. Are you telling me to fuck off?

Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.

Ilsa

I came to reclaim something of mine.

Thranduil

Judd Altman: Three months ago I had a great job and a nice apartment and I was in love with my wife.
Penny Moore: No, you weren't.
Judd Altman: No?
Penny Moore: No. She was sleeping with somebody else for a year and you never noticed... How in love could you have been?
Judd Altman: Yep... That's fair.

I know fucking karate.

Dirk

Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.

Gus

I am not worthless!

Sayuri Nitta

Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

Morpheus

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