Steve Rogers / Captain America: That wasn't so bad...
Dr. Abraham Erskine: That was the penicillin.
I never thought my dad would be my best friend.Wilbur
Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
Doesn't it bother you that there are two cop killers out there?Captain James Biggs
Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
Lou: "Here's a question: Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future for personal financial gain? Perhaps. Here's another question: Do I give a f***?"
Drive sports cars, date movie stars, buy things that are not for sale... who knows, Master Wayne? You start pretending to have fun, you might even have a little by accident.Alfred Pennyworth
Will: How can you live with yourself watching people die right next to you?
Sylvia: You don't watch. You close your eyes.
[from trailer] People will continue to hurt you, and let you down...Jigsaw
He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.Carl Spackler
[about the soap] Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.Narrator
Detective Dolly: So what's the symbology there?
Paul Smecker: Well, now that Duffy has relinquished his "King Bonehead" crown I see we have an heir to the throne! I believe the word you were looking for is "symbolism." What is the ssss-himbolism.