[Killer whales are menacing the adelies and Mumble perched on a buoy]
Ramón: They're making us appetizers!
Néstor: They're appe-teasing us! Ha, ha, ha! Oh, we're gonna die.

Write what you want.

Russell Hammond

Butterfield: Twenty-two robberies, over four hundred thousand dollars in losses.
Ben Wade: Ya'll notice he didn't mention any of the lives I've taken?

Closing time!

Mr. Litwak

Pete: Do you think maybe we've gone too far? I'm a child of divorce and I sympathize with them.
Teddy Sanders: My parents love each other, and I think it's hilarious.

Come on! I get better runs in my shorts!

Patches O'Houlihan

Duane: Can I confess something? I tell you this as an artist, I think you'll understand. Sometimes when I'm driving... on the road at night... I see two headlights coming toward me. Fast. I have this sudden impulse to turn the wheel quickly, head-on into the oncoming car. I can anticipate the explosion. The sound of shattering glass. The... flames rising out of the flowing gasoline.
Alvy Singer: Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.

I can smell your blood.

Eben Olemaun

Why is everything wrong?

Clarissa Vaughn

I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.

Leo

[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!

Ash

It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.

David St. Hubbins

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