Nika Boronina: The woman, two tables behind you - what's she wearing?
Agent 47: The one with the red hair and the silk dress - facing you?
Nika Boronina: Yeah.
Agent 47: That's not a woman.
[we see the "woman" behind him is obviously a transvestite. Nika smiles]

Ray's Boss: Do you know what your problem is?
Ray Ferrier: I could think of a couple of women that'd be happy to tell ya.

It's like my mom says, "The weak are always trying to sabatoge the strong."

Tracy Flick

Wayne: [enters gas station] Where's the First Presbyterian Church on Gordon Street?
Bad Actor: Uh...
Wayne: Gordon Street, Gordon Street!
Bad Actor: Uh, Gordon Street! Oh yeah, Gordon Street! Uh, I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. But that was a long time ago. When I was young.
Wayne: [looks at camera] Do we have to put up with this? I mean, can't we get a better actor? I know it's a small part, but I think we can do better than this.
[person from set crew comes in and replaces actor with another one]
Good Actor: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I once knew a girl who lived on Gordon Street. Long time ago, when I was a young man. Not a day passes I don't think her and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh, five blocks up, two over.
Wayne: [choking back tears] Thank you.
[jumps in car and drives away]

Now, who wants to play?

Senator Roark

I think we both missed a great opportunity here.


Professor Henry Higgins: By George, she's got it! By George she's got it! Now once again, where does it rain?
Eliza Doolittle: [sings] On the plain, on the plain.
Professor Henry Higgins: And where's that soggy plain?
Eliza Doolittle: [sings] In Spain, in Spain!

Somebody'll fetch you when the bus gets to St. Augustine. When your there, show 'em this. Tell them your name is Ray Charles Robinson. An' the sandwiches I made, don't eat them all at once... ya hear me?

Aretha Robinson

Agent 99: Did I hear something?
Maxwell Smart: Yes, there were some tap dancers in the hallway.

I love robbing the English, they're so polite.


Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead.


Max Drummer: This is it? This is your team?
Trench: Short notice.
Max Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang] Very short.

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