Gertie: Did mommy like New York?
Ollie: Yeah, she loved it.
Gertie: Then I guess I will too.

I thought we were a platonic trio, not some sick sex dance! This is bullshit!

Tommy Corn

[singing in the electric chair] Heaven, I'm in heaven... heaven... heaven...

John Coffey

It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my poprocks in the third grade.


Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

You may have seen a meteor shower, but I bet you've never seen a shower "meatier" than this.

Sam Sparks

You bit me. With your mouth.


Anna Crowe: It's getting cold.
Malcolm Crowe: That is one fine frame; one fine frame that is. How much... does a fine frame like that cost, do you think?
Anna Crowe: I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk.

Nicky: Your first assignment was in Geneva...
Jason Bourne: You fucking people!

I don't dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.

Clara Clayton

Dear Max, I am sorry to say that I have secretly found out that Mr. Blume is having an affair with Miss Cross. My first suspicions came when I saw them Frenching in front of our house. And then I knew for sure when they went skinny dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool, giving each other handjobs while you were taking a nap on the front porch.

Dirk Calloway

Ronnie Neary: Roy, that is a terrific way to win over your children.
Roy Neary: I'm not serious, I'm just saying that I grew up with Pinocchio, and if kids are still kids, they're going to eat it up.

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