Jerry, don't let me leave you this way.

Lise Bouvier

I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Turk Malloy

You know how everyone says seize the moment. I don't know, I'm kind of thinking it's the other way around. You know, like the moment seizes us.

Mason

Jason Nesmith: You WILL go out there.
Sir Alexander Dane: I won't and nothing you say will make me.
Jason Nesmith: The show must go on.
Sir Alexander Dane: ...Damn you.

[narrating] Both my wife and daughter think I'm this gigantic loser and they're right, I have lost something. I'm not exactly sure what it is but I know I didn't always feel this... sedated. But you know what? It's never too late to get it back.

Lester Burnham

I'll always have a place at the Dairy Queen.

Libby Mae Brown

Sebastian: Unbelievable! Some fag, no offense...
Blaine: None taken.
Sebastian: Wrote a letter to this chick describing my lascivious tactics.
Blaine: Any ideas who it could be?
Sebastian: Blaine, if I knew who it was, that person would be in a momentous amount of pain!

Skipper: Alright, you! Where's Dave?
Skipper: Give us the good.
Kowalski: Sir, that's a baby squid.
Skipper: Sorry, laddie.

Hello, ma'am. Your daughter, she's done a great injustice, so we've come here seeking revenge. You see, we may not look like much, but between the three of us we have five legs, four eyes and two and a half pairs of working lungs, but we also have two dozen eggs, so if I were you, I would go back inside.

Augustus Waters

[about Perseus] Have I heard his prayers? This son holds no love for me!
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Zeus

Look, if I wanted Eddie Murphy, I would have gone to the movies!

Mac

We decided to leave town just one damn day to late!

Valentine McKee

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