No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.


I love being an American.

General Aladeen

Nick: High five
Jacob: Did you just say, 'high five' instead of high giving?
Lou: High five
Jacob: You don't have the energy for this?
Nick: High five

Kevin: Well, you're all I think about.
Leslie: Me?
Kevin: And I think the reason I'm not interested in other women, and why I haven't had sex in so long, is because I'm desperately, completely in love with you.

Maxwell Smart: [after he gets recruited as a new agent] I request a cone of silence.
Maxwell Smart: [he doesn't press the button hard enough so everyone can hear him] Oh, I'm so happy! I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!
Lloyd: Dude, you didn't press the button hard enough...
Maxwell Smart: Right.

I call him The Bat, and yes Mr. Wayne it does come in black.

Lucius Fox

Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?

Officer Smy

First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?


I think she's the saddest girl to ever to hold a martini.


William Miller: I have to go home.
Penny Lane: You are home.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Darth Vader

Lee: Just try to blend in.
James Carter: What do you mean, "blend in"? I'm two feet taller than everybody in here!

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