Sundance Kid: Did you say they were hired permanent?
Etta Place: No, just until they kill you.
We're your friends, Rosemary. There's nothing to be scared about. Honest and truly there isn't!Mrs. Gilmore
Bryan: I have a daughter who wants to be a singer. I was wondering if you have any tips for her.
Diva: Yeah, I do. Tell her pick another career.
Train Conductor: The train service has been discountinued. This will be the last stop for all passengers.
Elliot Moore: Hey, what do you mean? Where are we?
Train Conductor: Filbert, Pennsylvania.
Elliot Moore: Filbert? Does anybody know where that is? Why are you giving me one useless piece of information at a time? What's going on? Hey, why would you just stop? You can't just leave us here!
Train Conductor: Sir, we lost contact.
Elliot Moore: With whom?
Train Conductor: Everyone.
Get on, Gramps!Mutt Williams
Meg: Is that Morse Code?
Sarah: No, SOS.
Meg: Where did you learn that?
[after kissing April] I am so lesbian right now.Jessica (in Clive's body)
Royal: Are you trying to steal my woman?
Henry Sherman: I beg your pardon.
Royal: You heard me, Coltrane.
Henry Sherman: Coltrane?
Henry Sherman: Did you just call me Coltrane?
Henry Sherman: You didn't?
Henry Sherman: Okay...
Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?
Luiz: You got anything against bulldogs?
Jewel: Only the ones that slobber on me.
Luiz: It's a medical condition!
Ship's Computer: Caution: Rogue robots. Caution...
WALL.E: Oh, EVE.
[points at screen with them on it]
Eve: [Fires a laser blast at the screen, destroying it.]
[folds up inside himself]
Anna Crowe, I am in love... in love I am.Malcolm Crowe
Elizabeth Halsey: Sign my yearbook.
Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.