I think God did it.

Morgan

Anakin: You're going to pay for all the Jedi that you killed today, Dooku.
Obi-Wan: We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...
Anakin: No, I'm taking him NOW!
Obi-Wan: No Anakin, NO!

Daphne Wilder: I say marriage, you say...
Transvestite: Vera Wang.

The American people want revenge. They liked Afghanistan, they want more!

Karl Rove

I kissed a Smurf, and liked it?

Smurfette

If I die, tell my turtle he's gay!

Master Roshi

Cody Maverick: [he and Big Z are hanging upside down] When do we begin training?
Big Z: What does it look like we're doing?
Cody Maverick: It looks like we're acting like a couple of fools.
Big Z: See? You're learning.

Harry Burns: Repeat after me. Pepper.
Sally Albright: Pepper.
Harry Burns: Pepper.
Sally Albright: Pepper.
Harry Burns: Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.
Sally Albright: Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.
Harry Burns: But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie.

Jack Foley: Is this your first time being robbed?
[Loretta nods]
Jack Foley: You're doing great.

Alice Evans: He's a killer, Daniel.
Dan Evans: Then someone oughta have the decency to bring him to justice.

Claire: Think this will scare the kids?
Masrani: The kids? This will give the parents nightmares.

Kate Holbrook: What you eat, the baby eats. What you listen to, the baby listens to.
Oscar: If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin' "Ennngghhh!"

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