James Bond: You didn't think I'd miss this performance, did you?
Kara Milovy: Oh, James!

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts!

C.D. Bales

Dr. Emmett Brown: Let me show you my plan for sending you home. Please excuse the crudity of this model, I didn't have time to build it to scale or to paint it.
[reveals intricate tabletop model of the town square]
Marty McFly: [impressed] It's good.

Harlan DeGroat: I want my fucking money, Petty. You hear me, you fucking cunt. Give me my fucking money. I don't give a shit how you get it, give me it. You fucking cunt.
John Petty: Now, will you calm down. I'll get you the money, Harlan. I'm fixin' for a fight this week.
Harlan DeGroat: You've been saying that but you've been fuckin' jerkin' me off. Give me my fucking money, you cunt.

Candace: I'm just saying, Jordan's good people, you should get to know her.
Robyn: What's to know? She's career-obsessed and lives on her BlackBerry.
Candace: True, but she's not some ideal from a piece of fiction. Now, her man, on the other hand, is iconic. Mmm. If I went that way, that's what I'd get. A tall, vanilla swagger latte. I like, I like, I like.

So, now we all live together in New York. I myself, am a master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.

Thurgood Jenkins

Gwen: What was that girl, a freshman?
Van Wilder: She reads at a sophomore level.

Claire, I'm more afraid of bein' nothing than I am of being hurt.

Cole Trickle

You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there's always someone watching.

Tess

Valentine McKee: What the hell's in those things, Burt?
Burt Gummer: A few household chemicals in the proper proportions.

It's freedom, baby, yeah!

Austin Powers

I think you will find me a slasher... of prices!

Simon Skinner

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