Gus Portokalos: Kimono, kimono, kimono. Ha! Of course! Kimono is come from the Greek word himona, is mean winter. So, what do you wear in the wintertime to stay warm? A robe. You see: robe, kimono. There you go!

Aubrey: Fat Amy?
Fat Amy: Yes, sir.

Joe Kingman: I thought you were dead.
Karen Kelly: I can assure you I am NOT dead.

Customer at Quick Stop: Are you even supposed to be here today?
Dante Hicks: Don't get me started.

Rosemary Cross: I'll show you the door.
Max Fischer: I'll just go back out the window.

[to newsreel camera] And I promise you I'll never desert you again because after 'Salome' we'll make another picture and another picture. You see, this is my life! It always will be! Nothing else! Just us, the cameras, and those wonderful people out there in the dark!... All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Norma Desmond

Corrine Whitman: Why don't you ask your boss how badly he really does want to stick his neck out for a terrorist.
Alan Smith: Well, he might for due process. Maybe I should have a copy of the Constitution sent to your office.

Stephanie: [to Jack as she is beating him with her motorcycle helmet] I hope you die!
[stops beating Jack and looks at Miles]
Stephanie: You too!
Miles Raymond: Me?

That means they only eat vegetables, but for you, I think they'd make an exception.


What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame!

'Baby' Brent

These waves are for the big boys.


Jim Rhodes: You're not a soldier.
Tony Stark: Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.

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