John Milton: I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing.

Oerstadt: You better have some divine intervention, buddy. You're gonna need it.
Doug Carlin: You better have some KY. You're gonna need it.

Hey Kenney, you bastard. It's you and I.

Charley Bowdre

Jake La Motta: Did Salvy (expletive) Vickie?
Joey LaMotta: What?
Jake La Motta: Did Salvy (expletive) Vickie?
Joey LaMotta: Jack. Jack, don't start your (expletive). I mean it, don't start.

Corrine Whitman: Why don't you ask your boss how badly he really does want to stick his neck out for a terrorist.
Alan Smith: Well, he might for due process. Maybe I should have a copy of the Constitution sent to your office.

Richard Messner: You said someone came up to you as an FBI agent?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And then you saw him get on the elevator wearing a security guard outfit?
Pimply Casino Employee: Yeah?
Richard Messner: And THAT doesn't seem odd to you?

Jim Rhodes: You're not a soldier.
Tony Stark: Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.

I have to crack this guy. I mean this is Defcon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It's not funny.


My God! It's enough to drive a girl into a convent! Do they have Jewish nuns?


I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Chip Dove

I'm quite beside myself.


Malcolm Wallace: I told ye to stay.
Young William: Well, I finished my work. Where're we goin'?
Malcolm Wallace: McAndrews'. He was supposed to visit when the gatherin' was over.
Young William: Can I come?
Malcolm Wallace: No! Go home, boy.
Young William: But I want to go.
Malcolm Wallace: Go home, William, or you'll feel the back o' my hand.

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