Matt Farrell: You okay?
John McClane: I'll let you know in a minute.

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Billy Beane

Alan Garner: Hey Phil, look!
[laughs hysterically while miming the baby masturbating]
Alan Garner: He's jackin' his little weenus!
Phil Wenneck: Pull yourself together, bro!
Alan Garner: Not at the table, Carlos!

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Dante Hicks

Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going?

Professor Henry Higgins

My grandfather was in the Tuskegee experiments.

Thurgood Jenkins

This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts.

Lester Burnham

When she tells you to cock her, you cock her!

Doc

Koba: Apes not kill apes.
Caesar: You are no ape.

Hans Gruber: You an American?
John McClane: Only if New Jersey counts.

Sarah: I don't know what to say.
John J. Rambo: Then you shouldn't say anything, should you?

I only have 1,123,581 most important things to talk to you about...

Pepper Potts

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