James Carter: Just tell me how the Triads gonna kill us.
Lee: They will torture us for three days.
James Carter: Okay, I can handle that.
Lee: Then they will cut off our eggrolls.
James Carter: Cut off our eggrolls? Oh hell no! We gotta get out of here! Don't give up!

Gail: I hope you like shrimp cocktail, because I want you to be guests of honor at our wedding next week!
Beth: Well, I hope it's not jumbo shrimp, because I'm allergic to oxymorons!

Hate the smell of dampness, don't you? It's such a, I don't know, creepy smell.

Norman Bates

Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!

Jerry Maguire

Sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know its someplace you know you're not supposed to be.

Van Wilder

General Allenby: I thought I was a hard man, sir. Prince Feisal: You are merely a general. I must be a king.

This? This is a fish. This is a fish! You know what? Just shut up.

Meg Swan

We must be... must be a misunderstanding. I was sent down here for the big case. For the kidnapping. The little girl?

Carter

[as Daniel] My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.

Mrs. Doubtfire

Hi, hi, hi there! At last we meet. Our brief govoreet through the letter-hole was not, shall we say, satisfactory, yes?

Alex

Listen to them, they're dying, R2. Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault. My poor master.

C-3PO

Hey monkeys, how about a little respect. The presiding person of the university just walked in.

Droz

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