David: No. Tell me now.
Sofía: I'll tell you later.
David: If something's wrong please tell me now.

John Clasky: Just do it or I'll light my hair on fire and start punching myself in the face!
[Walks away, reconsiders]
John Clasky: That probably wasn't the best way to get make myself clear, was it?

I never really had a Charlie Parker. But I tried. I actually fucking tried. And that's more than most people ever do.

Terence Fletcher

So what's this Vivian got that you don't have? Three tits?

Paulette

Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.

Lou Brown

Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.

Yoda

First assistant director: I understand she
[Norma Desmond]
First assistant director: was a terror to work with.
Cecil B. DeMille: Only toward the end. You know, a dozen press agents working overtime can do terrible things to the human spirit.

Bill: You hocked a Hattori Hanzon Sword?
Budd: Yep.
Bill: It was priceless.
Budd: Well, not in El Paso, it ain't. In El Paso I got me $250 for it.

Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train."

Denise

Annabeth Markum: Celeste called looking for you. She was worried something might happen. She told me about Dave. Told me what she told you. What kind of wive says those things about her husband? And why'd she run to you?
Jimmy Markum: Why did not you call?
Annabeth Markum: Because it's like I told the girls. Their daddy is a king. And a king knows what to do and does it.

Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.

Stavi

[as Daniel] My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.

Mrs. Doubtfire

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