Is love a fancy or a feeling... or a Ferrars?


Langral: Again, what happened in that hotel room?
Snow: Oh, it was coupon night and I was trampolining your wife.
[Snow is punched in the face]
Langral: You're a real comedian aren't you, Snow?
Snow: Well I guess that's why they call it the punch line.
[Snow is punched again]
Langral: You don't like me, do you?
Snow: Don't flatter yourself. I don't like anybody.
Langral: With that attitude, I can see why nobody likes you.
Snow: Oh, come on. People love me. Just ask your wife.
[Snow is punched again]

Stanford College Girl: [Walks away with "Stanford" on the back of her panties] You don't even remember my name, do you?
Sean Parker: Stanford?

The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.


Who wants cream? Nobody? Okay, no cream.


[after being taken hostage by Little Rock] Don't shoot me with my own gun!


Pageant Assistant: Are you authorized to be backstage?
Dwayne: [without stopping] No.

Y'know, they're hookers. So it's fine.


Our daughters are being traded like cattle for the advancement of men.

Lady Elizabeth

Peter Llewelyn Davies: That scepter's made of wood.
J.M. Barrie: Yes, well, we do dream on a budget here, don't we?

I am saying, Vanessa, that even crazy people like to be asked.

Virginia Woolf

Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because I swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island.

Doug Butabi

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