You risked the lives of some damn fine pilots... and that's my job!

Admiral Benson

Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? 'Cause I totally am.

Jenna

So we're stuck here. That pisses me off.

Earl Bassett

Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown! T.E. Lawrence: Ah, well, we can't all be lion tamers.

Lucy Shepherd: Do you see it as part of your job to torture me?
President Andrew Shepherd: No, just one of the perks.

Don't do it. You won't change who you are. Cheese, Hats, Boxes. They don't make you. "You" make you.

Eggs

It would be well for your government to consider that having your ships and ours, your aircraft and ours, in such proximity... is inherently DANGEROUS. Wars have begun that way, Mr. Ambassador.

Jeffrey Pelt

President Andrew Shepherd: You ever been to Camp David?
Sydney Ellen Wade: Camp David? Sure, I used to go there all the time, but then they changed chefs.

Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

Dr. Emmett Brown

Don't worry, my friend's down there. He'll have that shield down in time... Or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time.

Lando Calrissian

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't.

Eli

[to the Dragon] Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, 'cause that's one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?

Donkey

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