Troy Dyer: And I know that scare the living shit outta you 'cause you know I'm the only real thing you got.
Lelaina: Yeah well that ain't real much.
[narrating] Being suspended is like getting a paid vacation. Why do they think it's a punishment? It's like your dog pees on the carpet and you give him a treat. Then you get in trouble for skipping school, it's sooo stupid! Hendricks told me, "One more time" and I'd be expelled. Sounded good to me.Tammy Metzler
You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!Billy
I cannot fiddle but I can make a great state of a small city.T.E. Lawrence
Dr. Buddy Rydell: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Dave Buznik: That's why I'm proud to be an American.
Everything Is Awesome!Emmet [singing]
The feds were watching Nicky play golf for so long that they ran out of gas.Ace Rothstein
No... not the artful postures of love, but love that overthrows life. Unbiddable, ungovernable, like a riot in the heart, and nothing to be done, come ruin or rapture. Love like there has never been in a play. I will have love or I will end my days as a...Viola De Lesseps
Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer.
Ramada Thompson: I'm sorry?
Topper Harley: My heart is falling down around my ankles like a wet pair of pants. My whole life, all I've wanted to do is fly. Bomb stuff. Shoot people down.
F.B.I. Agent: Sir, we have a national security matter.
Rockhound: Good for you.
What a fine detective. You found the breadcrumbs right to us.Silken Floss
[to Mia while possessed] May God have mercy on your soul!Father Perez