Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my mexacoma.
Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!

[of Mr. Smith] Even if that guy was charming and funny, I still wouldn't like him.

Marshall

I'm just going to shoot you once!

Joseph Dunn

You know, I wasn't trying to win you over. I was telling you to fuck off.

Greta

It's customary to sneak out after communion.

Father Brian Finn

Private Sugar Watkins: Gimme the nuke
Johnny Rico: You trying to be a hero, Watkins?
Private Sugar Watkins: Just trying to kill some bugs, sir.

Helena Ayala: My husband was the victim of an informer in your organization, not in ours.
Juan Obregón: That is not true, Mrs. Ayala. Your route has been compromised. Perhaps it's time for me to deal with other distributors in California.
Helena Ayala: I don't think you're gonna do that.
Juan Obregón: You don't?

Well, then, I just HATE you... and I hate your... ass... FACE!

Corky St. Clair

[pounding her hands] Sam, you gotta be firm on this.

Rita

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: You owe me money, blacksmith.
Doc: How do you figure?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: My horse threw a shoe. And seeing as you was the one who done the shoeing, I say that makes you responsible.
Doc: Well, since you never paid me for that job, I say that makes us even!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! See I was ON my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed OFF! And THAT caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.

Valentine McKee: Good luck, shithead.
Earl Bassett: Don't worry about me, jerkoff.

Seward can't do it; you must. Because if you fail to acquire the necessary votes, woe unto you, sir. You will answer to me.

Mary Todd Lincoln

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