Dan Foreman: Guys, I feel very terrible about what I'm about to say. But I'm afraid your both being let go.
Lou: Let go? What does that mean?
Dan Foreman: It means you're being fired, Louey.
Vicki Vale: He's really wonderful, isn't he? He has a lot of love for you.
Bruce Wayne: Alfred's a great one. Couldn't find my socks without him.
Max Drummer: This is it? This is your team?
Trench: Short notice.
Max Drummer: [looks at Yin Yang] Very short.
I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.Gus Gorman
Just my own naked self and the stars breathing down, it's beautiful.Jim
Don't try and fool me no more, Ennis; I know what it means! Jack Twist. Jack Nasty! You didn't go up there to fish!Alma Del Mar
Harry Bright: Bugger.
Sam Carmichael: My sentiments exactly.
Jack Byrnes: Okay we can play 3 on 2, but we'll need someone to be official quarterback.
Bernie Focker: Gay goes both ways.
Jack Byrnes: Oh, I'll bet he does.
Jewel: Come on Blu, you can do it!
Blu: I can do it! I can do it! I can do it!... I can't do it!
Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead.Sway
Dr. Sonovitch: [after Frank kills Dimitri] Ah, good! Our problem is solved! One for each of us.
Frank Martin: It's not for us.
Dr. Sonovitch: Ah, one for you, one for the child. Your devotion is touching.
Frank Martin: My patience is about to run out.
Have you seen Elvis lately?Jerry