Hey, is all this turbulence from Santa and those 8 tiny reindeer?

Chuck Noland

Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so.

Maximus

Gazelle: Looks like a lot of people are going to die.
Valentine: Do I look like I give a F***?

I just thought of the funniest thing. My name is an anagram for "I love".

Olive Penderghast

Jess: What about the big con?
Nicky: Oh, you mean the one where we make so much money we all retire?

Rogue: [tracing the passage along a map] Niagra Falls... up the Canadian Rockies, and then... it's only a few hundred miles to Anchorage.
Rogue's Boyfriend: Won't it be kinda cold?
Rogue: Well, that's the point, stupid, otherwise it wouldn't be an adventure!

You know they say that in death all life's questions are answered. Will you let me know?
[Knox shoots Dylan out the window]

Eric Knox

Han Sing: What's your name?
Trish: You think I want you calling me?
Han Sing: I don't have a phone.
Trish: Yeah, well dead giveaway. Besides, you drive like shit.

Sit down and shut up, will ya? Try not to live up to all my expectations.

FBI Agent Polk

Dr. David Marrow: Ok, so why are we here? Probably to answer the most basic question: "What is wrong with you people?"

Cassidy Spilker: They say a kid named Charlie died here, and this ghost still haunts this place.
Ryan Shoos: Yeah right!

Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot-rod?

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