You may kiss the bride - and if you don't, I will.

Minister

Caroline Wakefield: Is this like freebasing?
Seth Abrahams: Not like. It is.

Scotty: Finding retirement a little lonely, are we?
Kirk: You know, I'm glad you're an engineer. With tact like that, you'd make a lousy psychiatrist.

If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.

Ron Albertson

Roxanne Kowalski: You know, I've been thinking about what attracted me to Chris. It wasn't the way he looked. Well, that's not true, at first it was the way he looked. But it was how he made me feel. He made me feel romantic, intelligent, feminine. But it wasn't him doing that, was it? It was you. You and your nose, Charlie. You have a big nose! You have a beautiful, great big, flesh-and-bone nose! I love your nose! I love your nose, Charlie. I love you, Charlie.
[he stares]
Roxanne Kowalski: Well?
C.D. Bales: Are you kidding?
[he somersaults off the roof of the house]

I get ya's both in the ring, I'll give ya both a (expletive) beatin', ya both can (expletive) each other.

Jake La Motta

My brain's been paranized!

Jerry

Pat Healy: Does he bite?
Sully: A little bit. Get in.

Tracy Turnblad: How do you get your hair so - so flat?
Beatnik Chick: With an iron, man. I play my bongos, listen to Odetta, and then I iron my hair, dig?

First you yell at me, and now you're giving me the tears.

Frankie Ballenbacher

Brian O'Conner: Do you realize what this is? Lykan HyperSport. $3.4 million, 0-60 in less than 3 seconds. There's seven of these in the world and this guy keeps it locked up in a vault.
Dominic Toretto: Nothing's sadder than locking a beast in a cage.
Brian O'Conner: I wanna punch him in the face.

Bring the noise!

Danny Butterman

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