SofÃa: What about you? What's your nickname?
David: Citizen Dildo.
SofÃa: Hmm. You are not staying over.
Everything in this room is eatable. Even *I'm* eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.Willy Wonka
"Rock 'n' roll can save the world"? "The chicks are great"? I sound like a dick!Jeff Bebe
Queer bird... even for an American.Colonel Nicholson
Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet!
Po: I know!
I'm not going back. I'm fightin' this thing.Brandon King
One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?Derek Vinyard
Operation Santa Claus is coming to town!Steve Claus
Jason Gibbons: So when do I get to meet this Charlie.
Alex: Well, Charlie's not a very social person.
Jason Gibbons: But Charlie's a chick right? I mean, she's definitely a woman?
Egor Korshunov: I want General Radek released from prison.
President James Marshall: How can I do that? I can't do that! DON'T ASK ME FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T GIVE YOU!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Maybe, you should get that checked out.
Patrick Star: [His eyes are holed by the cannonball] Why?
Hud: Okay, just to be clear here, our options are: die here, die in the tunnels, or die in the streets. That pretty much it?
Rob Hawkins: Yeah... that's pretty much it.